Real deere that mows the lawn

Still working on this version:

 

You talked me into it Husband/wife/dealership

You talked me into it buck jumping a John Deere, stag party in the garden

Hobby/pastime

Pass the buck around, blame someone further up the street

 

Don’t have to push yourself to mow the lawn, ride on that’s a real deere

with the legs to go the distance that torques dirty with a ?stroke clean engine/four stroke???

stroke me, stroke me, I won't bite

stroke the deere, give him a pat on the head/bonnet for a job well done...

that eats grass, mows the lawn down, yard mate that dosen’t need a catcher.

Spreads it around all over the place, thin layer of mulch hay to dry out.

eat your heart out

break your back/strong as a ox?

wont break your back/seat/metal body

Blows your mind with it’s vibrations

everyone's volunteering to do the mowing, take the deere for a ride

Torque’s dirty with a clean engine that ignites

sparking up conversation with the first try

leaps and bounds, ahead of all the other's

Hearty engine

Horsepower engine 

Lunging rein

Going round in circles, without a lunging rein

 

Horsepower heart, the size of Pharlap

smooth talker, one liner’s, stripshow

rounds

does the rounds

flog'n a dead horse

A painthorse branded, wearing nothing but my name

Logo trademark that's leaps and bounds

ahead of the other ones

Trophy head, status symbol of wealth

Go the extra mile, ferlong 

Herd

Deere farm

Trial separation, grass is greener on the other side of the fence

alive

Alive and kick'n

reward wanted dead or alive, go missing all the time

plays hide and seek with the shrubs and bushes

hit and miss obstacles in the way

see spots in front of your eye's

white spots, round steping stone paver's

do’n the rounds

grass is greener on the other side of the fence

swaping the deere for the latest, younger models with your neighbours

sharing the dear around farming the front and back yard / lawn

hobbyfarming

it's just a hobby riding deere's that don't buck you off, stag(horn) garden party/fern /fawn

sharefarming deere’s

gardening idea's

run’s like a machine, never misses a beat

hot

fake it with the vibrations/money capsules on your mind

home on the range

deere swap with your neighbours

Home on the range, hobby farm block

It’s just a hobby, I only have one yard to mow/deere

Hungry

Fatigue

Dream to drive, run on diesel

Green and gold

Slasher

Tractor

Diesel dreams

Makes you sit up and take notice vibrations 

Neighbours

Deeres that have engines that torque

Colour coded controls

Show 'em who’s boss, colour coded controls.

Steering them in the right direction, wheel them around

Power play, showing them who’s boss

Free range

Waiting for the grass to grow under their feet next meal

Chew their cudd,

Seat

Cut their teeth on the summer grass

Types of grass?

Buffalo grass

Smooth ride

Lights up at night

Stunned like a deere in the headlights

After dark

Eat a lot

Frolicking fillies full of horsepower

Big john

Wheelies

Rear up

A one horse  big yard, john deere lawnmower

A one horse, quad bike on wheels

A one horse yard, big Deere that eats grass

Trailer

Trail along behind implements

Dog trailers

Blue heeler, dog trailer’s that nip you going round corners

Sharp turning circle

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Are we out of the woods yet

Run forest run

Don’t have to push them to do it

Pull their horns in

Daunting task overgrown/it never rains it pours

When you want to mow the lawn

Days/weeks/months

Winter dormant

Sharefarm lawn mower’s

Share a deere, hire one out

Sharefarming deere’s

Can’t live without them

Powerhouse, horsepower, tractor, always pulls their weight around the farm

Short back and sides haircut on the deere

Beautiful lawn

Maintenance

Fight over who gets the deere when they break up

Stablehand

Paddock

Born tough as nails, blacksmiths with a soft heart for deere's

 

Headstrong horsepower, transport that dosen’t buck you off, throw their weight around

 

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Deere after my own namesake

One Man Woman, John Deere Tractor

Jane doe, john deere

Nothing runs like a deere being hunted/being stalked/being chased by a Jane doe deer

Nothing runs like a deere being chased by a buck male

Stag

Stag party/share farming

Stunned like a deer in the headlights, temporarily blinded

Blind spot

Bright idea

Cab

Head

Swelled head, cab with airconditioning

Plow

Blacksmith

Headbutt antler’s that we can plough the ground with

Antler rake, scarifier feet

Smith family, john deere tractors

Share farming

Smithy trade, blacksmith’s

Diesel dreams

Cab, headstrong, big head,

Too dirty to clean my act up

Rutting deere

Lawn mower

Yes deere chew their cud

The foregut fermenters

Four chambered digestive stomach

Ruminant

Horsepower?

Hunting season

Do you think my tractors sexy-Kenny Chisney song

John Deere race with the turtle 🐢 and the hare 

Rev's lever

Jane doe dead 🐰 rabbits in the bale of hay

Playboy bunny's that gets baled up

Playboy Jane doe girls that get baled up

Ripper

Jack the ripper

Riping up their burrows 

Blood on the plough - John Cougar Melloncamp Song

Joyride at Christmas 🎄 on a deere

Gai's my middle name